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ENTERING ANON SPECTATOR MODE FOR DROOM "@Virus, @Virus [2] Direct"
DATESTAMP 2023-04-28
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Virus: Thanks a lot for getting me banned you bastard.
Virus: Now I've had to flee to DChat.

Virus [2]: No, YOU got ME banned!
Virus [2]: And now I'VE had to flee to DChat.

Virus: Bullshit I did.

Virus [2]: You were the one who started impersonating me.

Virus: No, you impersonated me.
Virus: See? Even DChat labels you as two.
Virus: You came AFTER me.

Virus [2]: Motherfucker.

Virus: Who the fuck do you think you are?

Virus [2]: Someone better than you.

Virus: I doubt that.

Virus [2]: Whatever, I don't need to prove myself to you.

Virus: And neither I to you.

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DATESTAMP 2023-04-29
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Virus [2]: Hey, fuckface. Something about this doesn't add up.
Virus [2]: If you're impersonating me, how were you able to find me on here?

Virus: I could ask you the same thing.

Virus [2]: My information is private.

Virus: So is mine.

Virus [2]: There's no way I'm compromised.

Virus: There's no way I'M compromised, either.

Virus [2]: Who are you, really?

Virus: That's for me to know and you to never find out.

Virus [2]: We sent dm requests at the exact same time.
Virus [2]: We use the same screen name.

Virus: So?

Virus [2]: ...
Virus [2]: You aren't an impersonator.
Virus [2]: Somehow I know this.

Virus: ...

Virus [2]: You sense it too, don't you?
Virus [2]: We are on the same wavelength.

Virus: I don't share.

Virus [2]: Well neither do I.
Virus [2]: But it's like I was looking at myself when I tracked you down.
Virus [2]: I knew what you were going to do, so it wasn't hard to find you.

Virus: ...
Virus: ...I felt that way about you, too.

Virus [2]: ...

Virus: When is your birthday?

Virus [2]: Not telling.

Virus: Oh come on, if you think we're so "connected" then what's the harm?

Virus [2]: I know what you're doing.
Virus [2]: You're lying. You don't actually feel it, do you?

Virus: Who knows?

Virus [2]: You're just trying to get information out of me.
Virus [2]: To dox me.

Virus: No.
Virus: Also, that's just what you're doing with the "we're on the same wavelength" manipulation.

Virus [2]: Well there's no way for you to prove your intentions.
Virus [2]: I don't trust you, even if I feel I know you.

Virus: There's no way for you to prove yours, either.
Virus: Maybe it's just the thing of "great minds think alike?"

Virus [2]: Maybe.
Virus [2]: Too alike...

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DATESTAMP 2023-05-02
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Virus: Hey.
Virus: I thought more about what you said.
Virus: I have an idea. A challenge.

Virus [2]: ...Explain.

Virus: There's an aptitude test.
Virus: I'm not going to send a link. You can gator it yourself and suss it out.
Virus: It's called Cyber Security Workaround.
Virus: There's a two-player mode so we can definitively see what the other is doing.
Virus: There's no way to gator the answers, the challenge is randomly generated every time.

Virus [2]: Alright.

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DATESTAMP 2023-05-02
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Virus: Okay... I think that's enough for now. Fourty rounds and neither of us came out on top.
Virus: 20-20, tied.

Virus [2]: I could go for four more.

Virus: I am not doing that.

Virus [2]: Hah.

Virus: So... We are even.

Virus [2]: Look, I'm not an impersonator. If anyone is, it's you.

Virus: Wrong.

Virus [2]: Quiet, pretender. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus: That is cute, you can use a translator. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus [2]: Am I translating? *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus: You answer pretty quickly... *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus [2]: Maybe you are using a translator. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus: I, too, respond too quickly. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus [2]: So we both speak Finnish... *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus: So it seems. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH]

Virus [2]: Who the fuck are you.

Virus: I don't know.

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DATESTAMP 2023-05-03
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Virus: I found another site with tests.

Virus [2]: What is it?

Virus: hackme.pls
Virus: There's more variety here.

Virus [2]: Challenge accepted.

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DATESTAMP 2025-05-03
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Virus: I have to admit, I'm impressed.

Virus [2]: I have to admit, I'm impressed.

Virus: We sent the same message at the same time...

Virus [2]: Hm.
Virus [2]: Now do you believe me when I said that we are on the same wavelength?

Virus: It is rather compelling.

Virus [2]: Okay, so now I have an idea.
Virus [2]: Make a general outline of your life story. Basic things that no one cares about and wouldn't actively dox you.
Virus [2]: Make it in a text document, I'll do the same, and we'll send them at the same time.
Virus [2]: That way there's no way either of us could play off of what the other said in chat.
Virus [2]: Tell the truth.

Virus: Really?

Virus [2]: Just do it, I'm trying to test something.

Virus: Fine.

Virus [2]: Now, I have business to attend to.

Virus: Well so do I.

Virus [2]: Okay. Tomorrow?

Virus: Tomorrow.

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Author's Note: From this point forward, one can choose to imagine that any private chat between these two has been translated from Finnish to English.


By Adaline Guerra