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ENTERING ANON SPECTATOR MODE FOR DROOM "@Virus, @Virus v2.0 Direct"
DATESTAMP 2023-06-03
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Virus: So...
Virus v2.0: So...
Virus: You're a delusion.
Virus v2.0: You're a delusion.
Virus: No, you are.
Virus v2.0: No, you are.
Virus: Excuse me?
Virus v2.0: Excuse me?
Virus v2.0: You know what?
Virus v2.0: Let's not argue about this.
Virus v2.0: (For now.)
Virus: Sure.
Virus: I don't need to feel crazier.
Virus v2.0: :P
Virus v2.0: Anyways. So... Yesterday.
Virus: Yeah.
Virus v2.0: That was. Interesting.
Virus: It was.
Virus v2.0: It explains a lot.
Virus: It does.
Virus v2.0: Our parents were not keeping us from each other.
Virus: Nope.
Virus: It also explains why we've never met in public.
Virus v2.0: Yep.
Virus: I would have remembered meeting someone like you.
Virus v2.0: Same.
Virus v2.0: ...
Virus: ...I'm not going to a psychiatrist.
Virus v2.0: Me neither.
Virus: Well, obviously.
Virus v2.0: You will be of great assistance.
Virus: No, you will be assisting me.
Virus v2.0: Like I said, we're not arguing about this now.
Virus v2.0: I'm too tired.
Virus: Hah.
Virus v2.0: What time did you go to bed?
Virus: Shouldn't you know?
Virus v2.0: 4:44?
Virus: The last time I saw was 4:40.
Virus v2.0: Hm.
Virus: Yes, only four hours of sleep.
Virus v2.0: Better than nothing.
Virus: True.
Virus v2.0: We should take a nap today.
Virus: Perhaps.
Virus v2.0: I'm too anxious for sleep now.
Virus: Same.
Virus v2.0: Not a surprise.
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Virus v2.0: Did you check the camera tags on our pictures?
Virus: ...No.
Virus v2.0: You should.
Virus: Why, have you?
Virus v2.0: Yes.
Virus v2.0: And they have revealed that our phones are different models.
Virus: Oh?
Virus: Hold on.
Virus: You're right.
Virus v2.0: Duh, of course I am.
Virus: Wait. You're my delusion.
Virus: You should know only what I know.
Virus: How would I know that our phones are different... If I didn't check it yet.
Virus v2.0: Because you are my delusion, see?
Virus: No.
Virus v2.0: Yes.
Virus: No.
Virus v2.0: Yes.
Virus: Nope.
Virus v2.0: Yep.
Virus: Nah.
Virus v2.0: Yah.
Virus: Nope, my life is too real to be a delusion.
Virus v2.0: It's obvious to me that you are an extension of my mind.
Virus v2.0: I am the superior "Virus."
Virus: No, you aren't.
Virus v2.0: Yes, I am.
Virus: -.-
Virus v2.0: If I'm not, then why didn't you think to look for the camera tags first?
Virus: Because I'm tired.
Virus v2.0: So am I.
Virus v2.0: No excuses.
Virus: :rollingeyes:
Virus: If you aren't my delusion, why did DChat label you as Virus 2?
Virus v2.0: That... I am not sure about.
Virus v2.0: But I DO know that I am the superior version.
Virus v2.0: The first is a test.
Virus v2.0: I'M the final.
Virus: ...
Virus v2.0: Yes, if we are viruses, and I'm the second version...
Virus v2.0: That means I'm a mutation.
Virus v2.0: You're the origin, and yet you are inferior.
Virus v2.0: A mutation makes a lot of sense.
Virus: Fuck you.
Virus v2.0: Hah!
Virus v2.0: You know I'm right.
Virus v2.0: ...Ville? You there?
Virus v2.0: Come on, you're not THAT angry about it, are you?
Virus v2.0: ...
Virus v2.0: ...
Virus v2.0: Wow, what a prick.
Virus v2.0: ...What does that say about me if my delusion is an ass?
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DATESTAMP 2023-06-04
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Virus: It means you are also an ass.
Virus v2.0: HAH!
Virus v2.0: You're right.
Virus: Glad you acknowledge it.
Virus v2.0: With you, it'd be pointless not to. :P
Virus: True.
Virus v2.0: This is going to be our dynamic, isn't it?
Virus: Yes.
Virus v2.0: Hm.
Virus v2.0: Well, since we have established that you are my delusion, we should do another experiment at Kari's 60th anniversary party on the 10th.
Virus: I'm not your delusion. You are my delusion.
Virus: Also, I looked you up in their employee database. You don't exist in it.
Virus v2.0: I did the same. You don't exist either.
Virus: Huh.
Virus: What was your experiment idea?
Virus v2.0: Both of us attend and we take more pictures at the party.
Virus: To see if the photos are the same again?
Virus v2.0: Yep.
Virus v2.0: I was also thinking that we should stand in opposite corners of the room.
Virus: That's a good idea.
Virus v2.0: I figured I might as well get into this delusion thing. See how far I can push it.
Virus v2.0: It's the most excitement I've had in a while.
Virus: This will come as a great shock: same here.
Virus v2.0: Hah.
Virus v2.0: Yep. This is how it's going to be.
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By Adaline Guerra