ENTERING ANON SPECTATOR MODE FOR DROOM "@Virus, @Virus [2] Direct" DATESTAMP 2023-04-28 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: Thanks a lot for getting me banned you bastard. Virus: Now I've had to flee to DChat. Virus [2]: No, YOU got ME banned! Virus [2]: And now I'VE had to flee to DChat. Virus: Bullshit I did. Virus [2]: You were the one who started impersonating me. Virus: No, you impersonated me. Virus: See? Even DChat labels you as two. Virus: You came AFTER me. Virus [2]: Motherfucker. Virus: Who the fuck do you think you are? Virus [2]: Someone better than you. Virus: I doubt that. Virus [2]: Whatever, I don't need to prove myself to you. Virus: And neither I to you. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- DATESTAMP 2023-04-29 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus [2]: Hey, fuckface. Something about this doesn't add up. Virus [2]: If you're impersonating me, how were you able to find me on here? Virus: I could ask you the same thing. Virus [2]: My information is private. Virus: So is mine. Virus [2]: There's no way I'm compromised. Virus: There's no way I'M compromised, either. Virus [2]: Who are you, really? Virus: That's for me to know and you to never find out. Virus [2]: We sent dm requests at the exact same time. Virus [2]: We use the same screen name. Virus: So? Virus [2]: ... Virus [2]: You aren't an impersonator. Virus [2]: Somehow I know this. Virus: ... Virus [2]: You sense it too, don't you? Virus [2]: We are on the same wavelength. Virus: I don't share. Virus [2]: Well neither do I. Virus [2]: But it's like I was looking at myself when I tracked you down. Virus [2]: I knew what you were going to do, so it wasn't hard to find you. Virus: ... Virus: ...I felt that way about you, too. Virus [2]: ... Virus: When is your birthday? Virus [2]: Not telling. Virus: Oh come on, if you think we're so "connected" then what's the harm? Virus [2]: I know what you're doing. Virus [2]: You're lying. You don't actually feel it, do you? Virus: Who knows? Virus [2]: You're just trying to get information out of me. Virus [2]: To dox me. Virus: No. Virus: Also, that's just what you're doing with the "we're on the same wavelength" manipulation. Virus [2]: Well there's no way for you to prove your intentions. Virus [2]: I don't trust you, even if I feel I know you. Virus: There's no way for you to prove yours, either. Virus: Maybe it's just the thing of "great minds think alike?" Virus [2]: Maybe. Virus [2]: Too alike... ---END TRANSCRIPT--- DATESTAMP 2023-05-02 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: Hey. Virus: I thought more about what you said. Virus: I have an idea. A challenge. Virus [2]: ...Explain. Virus: There's an aptitude test. Virus: I'm not going to send a link. You can gator it yourself and suss it out. Virus: It's called Cyber Security Workaround. Virus: There's a two-player mode so we can definitively see what the other is doing. Virus: There's no way to gator the answers, the challenge is randomly generated every time. Virus [2]: Alright. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- DATESTAMP 2023-05-02 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: Okay... I think that's enough for now. Fourty rounds and neither of us came out on top. Virus: 20-20, tied. Virus [2]: I could go for four more. Virus: I am not doing that. Virus [2]: Hah. Virus: So... We are even. Virus [2]: Look, I'm not an impersonator. If anyone is, it's you. Virus: Wrong. Virus [2]: Quiet, pretender. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus: That is cute, you can use a translator. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus [2]: Am I translating? *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus: You answer pretty quickly... *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus [2]: Maybe you are using a translator. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus: I, too, respond too quickly. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus [2]: So we both speak Finnish... *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus: So it seems. *[POSTSCRIPT TRANSLATION FROM FINNISH] Virus [2]: Who the fuck are you. Virus: I don't know. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- DATESTAMP 2023-05-03 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: I found another site with tests. Virus [2]: What is it? Virus: hackme.pls Virus: There's more variety here. Virus [2]: Challenge accepted. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- DATESTAMP 2025-05-03 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: I have to admit, I'm impressed. Virus [2]: I have to admit, I'm impressed. Virus: We sent the same message at the same time... Virus [2]: Hm. Virus [2]: Now do you believe me when I said that we are on the same wavelength? Virus: It is rather compelling. Virus [2]: Okay, so now I have an idea. Virus [2]: Make a general outline of your life story. Basic things that no one cares about and wouldn't actively dox you. Virus [2]: Make it in a text document, I'll do the same, and we'll send them at the same time. Virus [2]: That way there's no way either of us could play off of what the other said in chat. Virus [2]: Tell the truth. Virus: Really? Virus [2]: Just do it, I'm trying to test something. Virus: Fine. Virus [2]: Now, I have business to attend to. Virus: Well so do I. Virus [2]: Okay. Tomorrow? Virus: Tomorrow. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- Author's Note: From this point forward, one can choose to imagine that any private chat between these two has been translated from Finnish to English. By Adaline Guerra