ENTERING ANON SPECTATOR MODE FOR DROOM "@Virus, @Virus v2.0 Direct" DATESTAMP 2023-06-03 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: So... Virus v2.0: So... Virus: You're a delusion. Virus v2.0: You're a delusion. Virus: No, you are. Virus v2.0: No, you are. Virus: Excuse me? Virus v2.0: Excuse me? Virus v2.0: You know what? Virus v2.0: Let's not argue about this. Virus v2.0: (For now.) Virus: Sure. Virus: I don't need to feel crazier. Virus v2.0: :P Virus v2.0: Anyways. So... Yesterday. Virus: Yeah. Virus v2.0: That was. Interesting. Virus: It was. Virus v2.0: It explains a lot. Virus: It does. Virus v2.0: Our parents were not keeping us from each other. Virus: Nope. Virus: It also explains why we've never met in public. Virus v2.0: Yep. Virus: I would have remembered meeting someone like you. Virus v2.0: Same. Virus v2.0: ... Virus: ...I'm not going to a psychiatrist. Virus v2.0: Me neither. Virus: Well, obviously. Virus v2.0: You will be of great assistance. Virus: No, you will be assisting me. Virus v2.0: Like I said, we're not arguing about this now. Virus v2.0: I'm too tired. Virus: Hah. Virus v2.0: What time did you go to bed? Virus: Shouldn't you know? Virus v2.0: 4:44? Virus: The last time I saw was 4:40. Virus v2.0: Hm. Virus: Yes, only four hours of sleep. Virus v2.0: Better than nothing. Virus: True. Virus v2.0: We should take a nap today. Virus: Perhaps. Virus v2.0: I'm too anxious for sleep now. Virus: Same. Virus v2.0: Not a surprise. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus v2.0: Did you check the camera tags on our pictures? Virus: ...No. Virus v2.0: You should. Virus: Why, have you? Virus v2.0: Yes. Virus v2.0: And they have revealed that our phones are different models. Virus: Oh? Virus: Hold on. Virus: You're right. Virus v2.0: Duh, of course I am. Virus: Wait. You're my delusion. Virus: You should know only what I know. Virus: How would I know that our phones are different... If I didn't check it yet. Virus v2.0: Because you are my delusion, see? Virus: No. Virus v2.0: Yes. Virus: No. Virus v2.0: Yes. Virus: Nope. Virus v2.0: Yep. Virus: Nah. Virus v2.0: Yah. Virus: Nope, my life is too real to be a delusion. Virus v2.0: It's obvious to me that you are an extension of my mind. Virus v2.0: I am the superior "Virus." Virus: No, you aren't. Virus v2.0: Yes, I am. Virus: -.- Virus v2.0: If I'm not, then why didn't you think to look for the camera tags first? Virus: Because I'm tired. Virus v2.0: So am I. Virus v2.0: No excuses. Virus: :rollingeyes: Virus: If you aren't my delusion, why did DChat label you as Virus 2? Virus v2.0: That... I am not sure about. Virus v2.0: But I DO know that I am the superior version. Virus v2.0: The first is a test. Virus v2.0: I'M the final. Virus: ... Virus v2.0: Yes, if we are viruses, and I'm the second version... Virus v2.0: That means I'm a mutation. Virus v2.0: You're the origin, and yet you are inferior. Virus v2.0: A mutation makes a lot of sense. Virus: Fuck you. Virus v2.0: Hah! Virus v2.0: You know I'm right. Virus v2.0: ...Ville? You there? Virus v2.0: Come on, you're not THAT angry about it, are you? Virus v2.0: ... Virus v2.0: ... Virus v2.0: Wow, what a prick. Virus v2.0: ...What does that say about me if my delusion is an ass? ---END TRANSCRIPT--- DATESTAMP 2023-06-04 ---BEGIN TRANSCRIPT--- Virus: It means you are also an ass. Virus v2.0: HAH! Virus v2.0: You're right. Virus: Glad you acknowledge it. Virus v2.0: With you, it'd be pointless not to. :P Virus: True. Virus v2.0: This is going to be our dynamic, isn't it? Virus: Yes. Virus v2.0: Hm. Virus v2.0: Well, since we have established that you are my delusion, we should do another experiment at Kari's 60th anniversary party on the 10th. Virus: I'm not your delusion. You are my delusion. Virus: Also, I looked you up in their employee database. You don't exist in it. Virus v2.0: I did the same. You don't exist either. Virus: Huh. Virus: What was your experiment idea? Virus v2.0: Both of us attend and we take more pictures at the party. Virus: To see if the photos are the same again? Virus v2.0: Yep. Virus v2.0: I was also thinking that we should stand in opposite corners of the room. Virus: That's a good idea. Virus v2.0: I figured I might as well get into this delusion thing. See how far I can push it. Virus v2.0: It's the most excitement I've had in a while. Virus: This will come as a great shock: same here. Virus v2.0: Hah. Virus v2.0: Yep. This is how it's going to be. ---END TRANSCRIPT--- By Adaline Guerra