ENTERING ANON SPECTATOR MODE FOR DROOM "@Virus, @Virus v2.0 Direct"
DATESTAMP 2023-05-12
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Virus: Ahaha! Sorry, I could not resist.
	@Virus v2.0 reacted :vomit:
Virus: Calm down, it was a joke.

Virus v2.0: Not funny.

Virus: :P

Virus v2.0: ...
Virus v2.0: WELL.
Virus v2.0: ...What a way to find out there's no delete function.
Virus v2.0: There's no turning back.
Virus v2.0: I can't believe I did this.

Virus: I can't believe I did this, either.

Virus v2.0: We must be going insane.

Virus: We already are insane.

Virus v2.0: ...You're unfortunately, most likely correct.

Virus: It is eerie.

Virus v2.0: What? Us going insane?

Virus: Well, yes. But no, I meant that we are like twins.

Virus v2.0: We are.
Virus v2.0: Do you think we...

Virus: Are...

Virus v2.0: ...Siblings?

Virus: Maybe we are.
Virus: It would explain a lot.

Virus v2.0: ...
Virus v2.0: There's no turning back.
Virus v2.0: We should be truthful.

Virus: We should be.

Virus v2.0: Perhaps we should...

Virus: Do the document exchange again but with specific details?

Virus v2.0: Yes. Once again, we had the same idea...

Virus: Yep. Alright, let's do it.

Virus v2.0: Let's make it simpler, though.
Virus v2.0: Write only your first name and last name, birthday, etcetera.
Virus v2.0: Not a life story.

Virus: Agreed.

Virus v2.0: That way it will go faster.

Virus: It will. Let's go.

Virus v2.0: ...Okay, I'm done. You there?

Virus: Ready.

Virus v2.0: 3

Virus: 2

Virus v2.0: 1

Virus: [DOCATTCH]

Virus v2.0: [DOCATTCH]

Virus: No.

Virus v2.0: No.

Virus: Impossible.

Virus v2.0: Are we actually...?

Virus: Related?

Virus v2.0: Your name is Ville Tuomela?

Virus: Your name is Vilja Tuomela?

Virus v2.0: We share a last name...

Virus: Our first names both start with 'V.'
Virus: Parents like to do stupid things like that with twins...

Virus v2.0: No way we are actually twins.
Virus v2.0: I did some research. Half-identical twins are extremely rare.
Virus v2.0: Also, I don't have siblings.
Virus v2.0: ...Are you my half brother?
Virus v2.0: It'd make sense father was unfaithful.
	@Virus reacted :agree:
Virus v2.0: Wait, then why do we have the same last name?

Virus: I don't know.
Virus: ...
Virus: I also don't remember having a sister in any capacity.

Virus v2.0: How the fuck do we have the same birthday too?
Virus v2.0: Down to the same YEAR, 1992.

Virus: Damn, we should have put what time of day.

Virus v2.0: You know what? Let's talk like normal people now. We've had enough confirmation of each other's facts.
Virus v2.0: I don't think we have to do document exchanges anymore.

Virus: Fair enough.
Virus: In that case, when mother was in a good mood, she'd tell me how I was born on the winter solstice at midnight.
Virus: That I was supposed to be a herald of some sort of change in her life.

Virus v2.0: N o  w a y .
Virus v2.0: Me too.

Virus: What the fuck.

Virus v2.0: I feel cold.

Virus: Me too.

Virus v2.0: It's as if we are the same person.

Virus: You know what?

Virus v2.0: We should take a long break for now because this is overwhelming?

Virus: ...Yes.

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By Adaline Guerra