• First Name: Kalle [pronounced "KAHL-leh"]
• Middle Name: ????
• Last Name: Mäkinen [pronounced "MA-kee-nehn"]
• DChat Username: Metsästäjä-|)-> [pronounced "MET-sa-sta-yah"]
• Birthday: 1993-09-01
• Height: 5'10" or 178 cm
• Weight: 168 lb or 76 kg
• Current Occupation: National Park Ranger/Gamekeeper/Guide, Hunter
• Current Residence: Greater Kuopio Region, Finland
• Likes: game meats, being silly, the forest and the outdoors, summer and autumn
• Truncated Backstory: Kalle is a seemingly normal guy from Finland. He loves the outdoors. He's an excellent hunter and is advocating for bowhunting as an alternative to rifle hunting. He's a bit socially awkward and has a strange sense of silly humor.
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  His awkwardness is only a mask, his silliness a means to disarm. In actuality, Kalle is a serial killer. He blames wild animals for the disappearances in his area.
  
  Do not let that practiced smile fool you.